did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
My vagina just recognized that song.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
is it fun? or sober?
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