what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I want her autograph on my taint
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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