um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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