No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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