Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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