you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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