Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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