i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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