one might say we're banned from that church
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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