Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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