i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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