She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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