We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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