you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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