Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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