I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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