But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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