Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
so that wasnt chicken after all
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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