i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Watching her eat just hurts me
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Randomize
