Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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