They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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