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Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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