Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
