I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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