i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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