"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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