weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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