I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Can you bring me the toilet please
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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