I can't watch pbs sober anymore
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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