Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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