dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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