My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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