The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
It's blow job season.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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