sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Randomize
