This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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