"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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