STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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