Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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