where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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