haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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