Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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