K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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