I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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