I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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