Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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