My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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