i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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