i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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