What did we do last night that was yellow?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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