Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
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