Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Dick very happy bro
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
