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would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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