Midget sex pt 2 tonight
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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