I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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