why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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