Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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